When I try to make out with my boyfriend and he just falls asleep on me

When someone offers me baked goods after I just started a new diet

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"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."
That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)
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"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."
What my relationships have taught me. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."
Buddha (via kushandwizdom)